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4 Responses to “Happy Thanksgiving”

1. Barbara (Xerraire) Says:
   November 22nd, 2007 at 8:14 am

   I just blogged on Thanksgiving, then twittered and saw you have made a Thanksgiving blog too.

   I was going to go with something humorous, but then didn’t.

   So, perhaps I could add the funnies here:

   Things to Do to Liven Up Thanksgiving Dinner

   * *
   *1. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in
   the blender, and take your “shake” back to the table. Announce that it’s
   the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake. *
   * *
   *2. When everyone goes around to say what they are Thankful for, say,
   “I’m thankful I didn’t get caught” and refuse to say anything more. *
   * *
   *3. Bring along old recorded football games, pop them in the VCR when
   Dad’s not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the
   game. When he comes into the room, turn off the VCR and turn on the
   regular TV. *
   * *
   *4. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions
   known to exist at turkey farms. *
   * *
   *5. During mid-meal turn to mom and say, “See mom, I told you they
   wouldn’t notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You were
   worried for nothing.”*

   Have a good one Mr. Jeff.

2. epiclectic Says:
   November 22nd, 2007 at 12:13 pm

   Happyt T-Day 2U2. Glad to see you arrived home safe and sound. OD on the bird, enjoy a nice long turkey-induced nap, and we’ll catch up on things next week!

3. Sarah Says:
   November 23rd, 2007 at 2:06 am

   Hope you and Lynn have wonderful thanksgiving.

4. Natalia Says:
   November 23rd, 2007 at 5:40 am

   We are having Thanksgiving at Tommy´s on Saturday, given that we don´t get the day off here, his mum is forced to move the celebration to Saturday so we all can attend.

   Have a nice Thanksgiving!

   Take care u.

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